This entry was posted on 4/18/2006 7:23 PM and is filed under uncategorized.
You are not losing your mind. There was no Daily Offspring yesterday. It slipped passed me. My apologies, especially to The English Babe who can't live without my daily words of wit. Speaking of The English Babe — she is hard at work on a Daily Offspring web site. Stay tuned!
4/21/2009 9:52 AMAlex wrote:
Hi everyone. Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. I am from Djibouti and bad know English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Cheap flights to boston, chicago, new york, los angeles, miami."
9/27/2009 3:49 PMfluky wrote:
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits. Reply to this
9/29/2009 2:37 AMincommunicado wrote:
You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When you truly possess all you have been and done, which may take some time, you are fierce with reality. Reply to this
9/29/2009 6:08 AMbenicar wrote:
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. Reply to this
9/29/2009 9:51 AMcoumadin wrote:
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. Reply to this
9/29/2009 9:57 AMuniquely wrote:
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. Reply to this
10/11/2009 2:54 AMbaclofen wrote:
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Reply to this
10/11/2009 12:52 PMpepcid wrote:
For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. Reply to this
1/3/2010 11:46 PMGermany Sylt wrote:
Ein Kompliment für diese tolle Seite. Eigentlich bin ich durch Zufall darauf gestoßen und dachte mir, einen netten Eintrag und viele Grüße zu hinterlassen. _____ \\\!!!///____ ______( ô ô )_____ ___ooO-(_)-Ooo___ Vielleicht schauen sie mal auf meiner Homepage vorbei! Reply to this