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		<title>Pulp Fiction</title>
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		<updated>2006-07-03T20:13:00Z</updated>
		<published>2006-07-03T20:13:00Z</published>
		<content type="html">Remember the movie?&amp;nbsp; Remember the Theme music?&amp;nbsp; The whole soundtrack was great.&amp;nbsp; My favorite was "son of a Preacher Man" but this will do.&amp;nbsp; Check it out...&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.burntpickle.com/videos/pulp-fiction-via-mixer/"&gt;http://www.burntpickle.com/videos/pulp-fiction-via-mixer/&lt;/A&gt;</content>
		<summary>Remember the movie?  Remember the Theme music?  The whole soundtrack was great.  My favorite was... </summary>
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		<title>MasterCard-style Commercial</title>
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			<name>Daily Offspring</name>
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		<updated>2006-04-19T00:23:00Z</updated>
		<published>2006-04-19T00:23:00Z</published>
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&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;You are not losing your mind.&amp;nbsp; There was no Daily Offspring yesterday.&amp;nbsp; It slipped passed me.&amp;nbsp; My apologies, especially to The English Babe who can't live without my daily words of wit.&amp;nbsp; Speaking of The English Babe&amp;nbsp;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"&gt;—&lt;/SPAN&gt; she is hard at work on a Daily Offspring web site.&amp;nbsp; Stay tuned!&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5864097001633806354&amp;amp;q=visa+commercial&amp;amp;pr=goog-sl"&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5864097001633806354&amp;amp;q=visa+commercial&amp;amp;pr=goog-sl&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;</content>
		<summary>This is a very funny MasterCard-style commercial.</summary>
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		<title>Jenna on Whack a Mole</title>
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		<updated>2006-04-19T00:16:00Z</updated>
		<published>2006-04-19T00:16:00Z</published>
		<content type="html">&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever sent out, but it stars Jenna Jameson, so we at The Daily Offspring have no choice.&amp;nbsp; This is Jenna playing whack-a-mole.&amp;nbsp; It is a commercial sponsored by White Out: &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A class="" href="http://www.break.com/index/jennamole.html" target=""&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;http://www.break.com/index/jennamole.html&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;</content>
		<summary>This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever sent out</summary>
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