﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><ttl>60</ttl><title>The Daily Offspring</title><link>http://dailyoffspring.com</link><lastBuildDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:59:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:59:30 GMT</pubDate><language>en</language><copyright /><itunes:subtitle> </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author /><itunes:summary /><description /><itunes:owner><itunes:name /><itunes:email>dailyoffspring@dailyoffspring.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Arts" /><item><title>Pulp Fiction</title><link>http://dailyoffspring.com/2006/07/03/pulp-fiction-via-mixer.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Daily Offspring</dc:creator><description>Remember the movie?&amp;nbsp; Remember the Theme music?&amp;nbsp; The whole soundtrack was great.&amp;nbsp; My favorite was "son of a Preacher Man" but this will do.&amp;nbsp; Check it out...&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.burntpickle.com/videos/pulp-fiction-via-mixer/"&gt;http://www.burntpickle.com/videos/pulp-fiction-via-mixer/&lt;/A&gt;</description><comments>http://dailyoffspring.com/2006/07/03/pulp-fiction-via-mixer.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">efbed16a-203f-4df7-815d-95541c8d5946</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2006 20:13:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MasterCard-style Commercial</title><link>http://dailyoffspring.com/2006/04/18/offspring-42806.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Daily Offspring</dc:creator><description>&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;You are not losing your mind.&amp;nbsp; There was no Daily Offspring yesterday.&amp;nbsp; It slipped passed me.&amp;nbsp; My apologies, especially to The English Babe who can't live without my daily words of wit.&amp;nbsp; Speaking of The English Babe&amp;nbsp;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"&gt;—&lt;/SPAN&gt; she is hard at work on a Daily Offspring web site.&amp;nbsp; Stay tuned!&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5864097001633806354&amp;amp;q=visa+commercial&amp;amp;pr=goog-sl"&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5864097001633806354&amp;amp;q=visa+commercial&amp;amp;pr=goog-sl&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;</description><comments>http://dailyoffspring.com/2006/04/18/offspring-42806.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">3ad2e397-506d-40cd-b380-873d3dbf750f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:23:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jenna on Whack a Mole</title><link>http://dailyoffspring.com/2006/04/18/jenna-on-whack-a-mole.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Daily Offspring</dc:creator><description>&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever sent out, but it stars Jenna Jameson, so we at The Daily Offspring have no choice.&amp;nbsp; This is Jenna playing whack-a-mole.&amp;nbsp; It is a commercial sponsored by White Out: &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A class="" href="http://www.break.com/index/jennamole.html" target=""&gt;&lt;FONT face="comic sans ms"&gt;http://www.break.com/index/jennamole.html&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;</description><category>NOT safe for work</category><comments>http://dailyoffspring.com/2006/04/18/jenna-on-whack-a-mole.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">eeaaada8-980d-4214-8fb0-1d99390108e8</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:16:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>